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Auteur's picture

Booze taking up all the space in the frig. Now granted, I have a LARGE FRENCH DOOR FRIG w/ icemaker and water on the outside (one of things that GG is good for; he can hook up stuff like that in a blink of an eye)

But these wine boxes and cans of beer take up every goddam crevice in the frig! I cook usually for most of the week on the weekends, freezing and refrigerating the rest.

His b-day is coming up so I"m buying him his personal frig that he can stuff his booze into. One less aggrevation for me until the house is finished.

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Asher10's picture

while you're at it you can pick up some literature on the 12step program and stick it in the fridge next to his beer.He really makes me sick.

Auteur's picture

To be honest, I couldn't care less if he drinks himself to death like 2nd ex hubby did. He will never see that he is less than perfect.

starfish's picture

i couldn't imagine not having a chilled bottle of pinot and some ice cold beers on hand at any given time in the fridge.. and milk, of course, for the white russians.

Auteur's picture

Believe me I like booze as much as the next person, but he goes through a box in a week all by himself and that doesn't count all his beers, usually 6 a day and several shots of bourbon. He's obviously "drowning his sorrows" WHY I don't know. I'd be pretty damn happy if I were him. Finding a woman to support him financially while he sends half his paycheck off to the ex.

It's all HIS booze in the frig. I like room temp red wine (burgundy, merlot, pinot noir) and port. But I like chilled GOOD white wine. Those cheap wines have HUGE BOXES!!

starfish's picture

really, buy him a decanter, surely it wouldn't take the "classy" away from the box would it? Smile

starfish's picture

i'm feeling rich already. maybe we could also patent the sage burning scent and sell it to Febreeze nad also include it in the Emergency Stinky Skid Kits.

so, i need to contact:

Clorox
Febreeze
Black N Decker
Lysol
Mr. Clean
Depends/Pull Ups
Latex Glove Co. ~ Johnson n Johnson should be able to cover that
Plastic bed liner people

the list is never ending

starfish's picture

good idea, i'm not a smirnoff club member, but i could put it in my royal crown or kettle one club suggestion box

Auteur's picture

I know! I am friggin' JEALOUS!! POOL?? LIQUID LUNCH??

I'm in a freezing office looking out two large windows; sunny but 39 degrees F.

Auteur's picture

Auto claw! And here i was using plain old household TONGS!! You guys ROCK!

I guess raking the living room after the skids left was old fashioned of me. WOW and a PUBES buster!! awesome!

Earplugs don't forget ear plugs so you can give out blank stares to being repeatedly asked "Where's MY dad?"

Auteur's picture

I'm still bummed it's ILLEGAL to put shock training collars on skids! It would be so handy! Everytime Prince Hygiene goes into an afternoon session of ass mining, I'd press the button and WHAMMO!

skylarksms's picture

I already had NN buy himself a "beer" fridge because I was so sick of all the space being gone in ours. We only have a little apartment sized fridge so it doesn't take much to fill that baby up!

And as far as everything getting blamed on you...::RAISING HAND AND WAVING::
that's my life! I made supper last night and NN didn't like it ("It tastes dusty.") so he decided to make himself some soup and sandwiches. When he was trying to juggle the sandwiches onto the plate while holding the pot with the soup in it, he managed to drop the sandwich onto the countertop with a bunch of splashes of soup. This was MY fault, I guess. Why? Because he didn't have a spatula to get the sandwiches from the pan to the plate. :jawdrop:

WTF Ever Dude

Auteur's picture

Believe me, they come up with all SORTS of crap like that! Sounds like something GG would say!!!

BEER FRIG IT IS!!!

skylarksms's picture

ROFLMAO - OMG that would have been PRICELESS!

NN: "It tastes dusty"
skylarksms: ::WHIPS OUT DUSTBUSTER AND RUNS OVER NN'S DISH::
"THERE! Dust all gone."

He meant that it tasted "old." So much crap tastes "old" to him and fine to me. Never hear him complain his BEER is old!!

overit2's picture

DUSTY OMG LOL-in abuser land NOTHING they say makes sense-I remember for years having that deer in the headlight look or cocking my head to the side like a dog would when he would say some shit-made NO sense to me I would just chuckle and face the rath or just stare and wonder WTF am I still doing in this house w/this NUTcase! All those guys w/these traits are two players short of team, couple sandwiches short of a picnic, an experiment in Artificial Stupidity AND a few beers short of a six-pack.
LOL-feel free to add your own.

Auteur's picture

Wondering if NN has been eating/tasting dust lately so he can accurately compare. I'd personally get him to clean the dryer's lint filter with his tongue.

stepmasochist's picture

Wow, I have no clue if booze goes off. I've never kept it around that long.

I have the exact opposite problem - not enough booze in the fridge. This week that's okay because the skids are on spring break with BM. I'll have to do some shopping before they get back though.