I'm with you - the week was going 'kinda ok' until this morning when I realized it's the day that SS8 comes. And then - the dread, the anxiety and everything else came flooding in and now I"m just hating this day. And the weekend before it even is here.

Eff off DH. I know your job is insane right now. That's why I have delivered you coffee in bed every day. Why I rarely ask for help with YOUR toddler. Why I deliver you homecooked meals at your desk so you eat something. Why I give you blow jobs on your lunch break to relieve your stress. Eff off you effing effer. Snap my head off because you have the emotional self awareness of an empty soda bottle. Get your own coffee, starve if you like, and suck your own damn dick.

Eff off the verrrrrrry  long work week!  WTF?

Eff off to the idiot who drove the wrong way down a ramp on I-75 this morning (WHO THE EFF DRIVES THE WRONG WAY DOWN AN ENTRANCE RAMP DURING RUSH HOUR) and killed a lovely woman and her child.

Eff Off to trying to adjust to progressive lenses.  I'm constantly bobbing my head to try to focus.  Driving is no problem.  Reading is no problem.  Trying to walk through a store where things are at varying distances and nothing is in focus - BIG PROBLEM.  And I hate having to move my head instead of my eyes when I'm on the computer. How do people wear these things?!?!?!

I needed this EFF OFF Friday! 

EFF OFF to the world revolving around skids! 

EFF OFF to asshole HCBMs that try to force everyone to be miserable. 

EFF OFF to man child DHs who can't deal with the HCBM. 

And EFF OFF to bullshit steplife that could easily be different if the adults knew how to actually ADULT!

Eff off to the loooong wait ahead of me before SD goes to BMs for summer!! It’s still a month and a half away! I wish she was with BM for mother’s day instead of me. 

Eff off to baby sleep regressions! LO is almost 7 months and has been waking up wide awake 2-3 times a night staying up to party the last three days... I’m exhausted!! 

Also eff off to not feeling like myself lately :/ being a mom is wonderful but damn do I need a nap, nail appointment, and hot coffee that I actually get to drink! 

Thanks for this... it’s good to rant 

Eff off to employees who don't take responsibility for their own work. And then get mad when I am forced to micromanage.

Eff off to my lazy ^ss DH. Oh, he's not lazy if it's something he wants to do. But take out the trash? Load/unload the dishwasher? Wipe down counters? Keep his hobby crap controlled so I can park in the garage? Pffft. Can't be bothered.

Eff off to my murderous MIL trying to communicate with me( no really drugged someones coffee- shes a retired teacher lol)

Eff off to " but hes a great kid" who lies, whines and does not have basic life skills- heres a steakknife i will not cut your meat

Eff off to guilt parenting. Go get your own child's bookbag and take him to school.

Eff off to" my mom is so nice" bms who call their exes in the middle of the night for booze delivery

Eff off to" ss already ate dinner out" stepfathers who weigh 500 lbs

Eff off to" camp was soo expensive" bm just coming from the spa after getting dh tax return. Hint: you still look like a witch.

Eff off to" I forgot" dh who has to be reminded that the children are his. DH: are you taking ss to school. Me smiling: Hmm I dunno are YOU taking ss to school tomm?

Eff off to people who can not have a conversation with out looking at their cell phone a hundred times while I am talking to them. RUDE I guess I should just text these a holes but it is faster to just talk to them.

Eff off to having so many things on my mind that I get stressed out.

Eff off to having things in my life that I am effed off about. I need wine!