Sorry, BioHo, we're BUSY

Apparently, He!! Week went a little TOO well. I was so busy channeling my dear southern mother's manners and playing the Class, Not Crass card, that I made too good of an impression on BioHo.

She called DH yesterday and asked if we'd like to play Trivia this weekend...and have dinner beforehand.

Hmmmm.... let's see...

It's a non-skid weekend, so NO.
DH and I work separate shifts, I only see him on weekends, and have him to myself every other weekend, so NO.
DH is NOT friends with 'Ho and thinks Mr. Pinhead is an idiot, so NO.
The thought of listening to Mr. Pinhead GIGGLE for several hours makes my teeth clench, so NO.
Would DH and I willingly spend time with DH's skanky, lying, cheating, 'ho of an exw? HELL NO.

Yeah. Too bad; so sad. BioHo needs to Put.The crack pipe. DOWN.

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I can't believe she even

I can't believe she even asked. My jaw dropped open.

She's trippin'.

My jaw dropped open when DH told me. We were on the phone, he received a text, read it, said, "She'f*cking crazy." Naturally, I asked him who and he told me. I started laughing - after I was able to close my mouth!

Aniki this ex wife of your

Aniki this ex wife of your husband is a total nut job. She must live on a different planet. Or she may really like you Aniki and wants to be besties.

Put the crack pipe down. OMG You make me laugh.

Queen, of course she likes me

Queen, of course she likes me! During Hell Week, I was calm, cool, polite, dressed well in flattering clothes ('Ho wore shorts and skintight, spaghetti-strap tops that showed off her wide bra strraps and hugged her rolls), and was a lady (first time in my life I can claim that 110%!).

If only she'd return to her home planet, Skank.

Oh so are you saying that Ho

Oh so are you saying that Ho thought it was fashion week!

Fashion week for Planet Skank

Fashion week for Planet Skank!!! Bahahahahahaaaaa!!!

I couldn't believe this

I couldn't believe this either! This is actually pretty awesome for a juicy ST post lol

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BAHAHAHAHA! I shouldn't laugh

BAHAHAHAHA! I shouldn't laugh, but that's just priceless.

Lt Dad, I was LMAO after I

Lt Dad, I was LMAO after I got off the phone with DH. Are we bad??

Well, yeah. We're already

Well, yeah. We're already booked VIP on the express elevator to the Great Fire Pit Down Below. So we might as well enjoy the spoils of our rottenness while we're kickin' it topside.

Sounds like an excuse to

Sounds like an excuse to drink champagne....

I think someone has a girl

I think someone has a girl crush on Ani!!! She wants to be just like you when she grows up hahahahaha!

Succubus would suggest something like this once in a while...as though she wasn't a demon cum dumpster who makes our lives hell and destroys the future of every child she squeezed out of her rotten uterus.

The mental backflips these broads must do to convince themselves these are reasonable requests should be Olympic sporting events.

Ha, beebeel, you may be right

Ha, beebeel, you may be right! Maybe 'Ho wants lessons on how to act/dress like a lady...LOL!

LIkely, 'Ho expected me to be a disagreeable, arse-scratching, tequila-shooting, skid-bashing neanderthal who bashes her DH. SURPRISE!!!!!

Brilliant reasons as to NO!

Brilliant reasons as to NO! Hahaha!

Btw, what planet is this woman on to think you would voluntarily spend time with her?
My goodness, the brain dead capabilities of ex's never ceases to amaze...

Planet Skank, I presume...

LMAO

Priceless

Cost of trivia tickets for 2

Cost of trivia tickets for 2 people: $25

Cost of steak dinner for 2 people: $75

Aniki and her DH being asked (by 'Ho) to have dinner and play trivia with BioHo and Mr. Pinhead: Pricless

This is the funniest shiz

This is the funniest shiz ever.

'Ho got hold of some loco

'Ho got hold of some loco weed!

I think I may have just

I think I may have just internally died at the cringe... Gosh Aniki... Is BM falling even further from sanity?...

LMAO

Syphilis?

Syphilis and that crack pipe.

Syphilis and that crack pipe. Just not a good look on a woman.

Well there is the strangest

Well there is the strangest thing I have read today. WTH? What did you DH tell her?? Where would she come up with such a hair brained idea? Does she not have any friends??

DH did not reply to her text.

DH did not reply to her text. I don't yet know if she tried to call him.

'Ho has very few friends. Her daughters are her BEST-EST-EST friends, followed by her sister, and she's friendly with some of her female cousins. 'Ho is a maneater, so women are competition. Can't have competition when you want all those wankers to yourself!