DH when I'm pissed off about your kids it is not sexy time
SD15 called crying that her boyfriend broke up with her and he won’t go to her ultrasound because they fight too much. Her aunt works tomorrow and she has no one to take her. DH also works tomorrow. So I say Finnnnnnnnne I will take her. I'm not in the mood but she needs someone to be there for her. I cooked breakfast this morning and I went to use the bathroom and came out and all the food was gone. SD18 you are old enough to know you don’t get seconds until everyone has had first! DD6 dropped the whole cake I made for my sisters birthday because she wanted to touch it when I wasn't looking and it tipped over. SD18 thinks it’s funny.
DH you see the look in my face. What about this face says get behind me when I bend over to pick up the cake and hump me? When I get DD to school and walk in finally ready to lie down and rest my headache how is that an invitation to grope me and lick my earlobes. I love you DH I do and you get my fire going I promise but not right now please.
Sorry if this is too much information. But if you are married woman or live with your SO you know what I'm talking about. Does it have written on my forehead SEX ME UP? Last night was great now I want to go back to sleep without getting spooned and fondled.
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LMAO! What is it about men?!
LMAO! What is it about men?! My DH does this to me when I've been sick, fighting to get my son to bed, stressed, etc. He says he read that it is a good stress reliever. What about the look on my face says 'Please f**k me' right now?! Lol! I think all men get stuck at 15 yo mentality where sex is concerned. Humping me is not sexy!