What HILLARIOUS Things Have You Read About on Steptalk?
I will NEVER forget one SM who accidentally stumbled upon a video made by the BM. It was a soft porn movie set to the tune of "Ordinary World" by Duran Duran!!!
I laugh every time that song comes on Pandora!!!
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Oh EW! I remember that.
Oh EW!
I remember that.
Oh, then there's the BM who's
Oh, then there's the BM who's dating Justin Timberlake.
Love that one. I wonder if
Love that one. I wonder if the BM ever figured out that she actually WASN't dating him and that it was all in her head!
Or the very young SM (19) who
Or the very young SM (19) who was buying RICE for the BM because she couldn't afford it!! I think she ended up ditching DH and going back to medical school to become a doctor. Smart woman!
HA HA!! Snorting SALT out of
HA HA!! Snorting SALT out of a Waterford salt cellar!!!
And Tiny Dancer smoking catnip!!
BWA HA HA!! Too much!!
So has he shipped off to Cuba
So has he shipped off to Cuba yet--or possibly North Korea? I believe China would be far too industrialized for his liking.
Yeah I used to have a few
Yeah I used to have a few college buddies like that. The only reason they were communists is because they believe Capitalism is this big hairy beast that is going to storm into their house while they sleep and steal their dope and books on bad poetry.
Dunno. I never lived in a
Dunno. I never lived in a dorm, only passed out in 'em.
i love derf jumping around
i love derf jumping around like an idiot - cracks me up every time i conjure up a mental image.....
The one who came home and
The one who came home and found BM making cupcakes in her kitchen. That was by FAR my favorite story EVER!
One of the SMs on here calls
One of the SMs on here calls her BM Yuckapotamus. That one tickles me. I call our BM Sea Donkey, Cuntalotapus, Skankosaurus, Blobzilla, Cuntastic Snatchsquatch there are scores of others...Sometimes random names just pop out of my mouth...
who had the 'cocaine' on the
who had the 'cocaine' on the counter?
some of the stories you read here are so, just, idiotic on the part of bm's or skids or bm's bf/dh that it leaves me totally shaking my head. there's so many tho' that it's hard to remember any one in particular!
oops i was late to the party
oops i was late to the party again - damn work gettin' in my way!!!
Who was the poster who banned
Who was the poster who banned SD from using the stove because she kept setting the house on fire?? Really not funny but GEEBUS!! If it weren't true it would make an EXCELLENT sitcom!
I agree that some of the most
I agree that some of the most funny stories are probably pretty horrific if you had to live through them yourself. Good thing that most SMs have a good sense of humor.
I probably laughed hardest at Dtzy killing the electronics.
Oh, I remember "BlendedFam"
Oh, I remember "BlendedFam" with her Thumper avatar saying that blended life was just peachy keen. Turns out she was a PASinator BM whose husband was a "yes" man and turned a blind eye to BlendedFam's BFFing.
There were times I thought that BlendedFam was the BM in MY case!!!!
I have a small confession to
I have a small confession to make.
Before I made an account here I was lurking for a while. I was mainly looking into the "Step-father's/Bio den" Forum (didn't realize there were blogs). I came across a post made by a guy who was really down from having decided to leave his SO over skid issues. He also stated that he doesn't have any kids.
'Lo and behold two female STalkers got into a mock "cat-fight" over this guy. It was HILARIOUS! I couldn't believe the stuff I was reading.
"We'll come to your house and leg-wrestle for you!"
OMG KTQ ! Also anyone
OMG KTQ !
Also anyone remember "Operation Home Fires" from ditzy ponds?
That one slew me!