Bitter asexual lesbians on vacation (Echo's husband will protest this title)
Echo's log....82314.12.52am
After much wine and rumination, stepdown, Echo and I had these thoughts:
1. If a guy is a jerk when you're dating, he will be a jerk after you married him. He will not change after marriage. So don't be shocked when we mock you when you complain afterwards.
2. If your skid is an j-ass, it's because you're husband is a j-ass.
3. If your partner tells you to eff off, or calls you horrible names on regular basis....please do not tell us in the next sentence that he is a wonderful person or that you have a wonderful relationship. Because we will mock you.
4. The reality of the situation is, your husbands or partners did love the BM at some point. Accept that fact and move on.
5. Not every skid was conceived from a one night stand.
6. Our husbands weren't trapped by pregnancy. If they didn't want kids, they should have used a condom.
7. If you don't want the BM in your life, stay out of hers. Don't let your partner copy you on email or texts. Don't give her your email address. Don't give her your phone number. Don't speak to her. Your partner should be sole contact, any excuse is irrelevant because if you weren't there, they'd be doing it on their own anyway.
8. Echo's refuses to take gas money or let us buy her dinner. But lets us eat her nuts.
9. stepdown is a hoot. A lightweight drinker who can't hold her liquor.
10. Shaman is really bombed.
11. Missing FormerAAgirl. We wish she were here with us and toast to her health. We're drinking her share of booze.
In closing, obviously from point #11.....we've had way to much to drink. Doesn't mean we don't mean what we said.
And I've been reminded by stepdown......NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, allow your adult skids to move in with you. EVER. AGAIN.
Did we mention NEVER, EVER?? We mean NEVER, EVER.
Love, peace and Paul McCartney.
stepdown, Echo and Shaman
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What the fuck you prophets
What the fuck you prophets drinking??? Send some my way Know it Alls.
And where is the words of
And where is the words of wisdom when a man wants us to fund the rebirth of his balls??? You missed that one.
Tell him when he can find his
Tell him when he can find his own, he can have them.
And a Tequila-O. Just
And a Tequila-O.
Just saying.
I was still walking on my
I was still walking on my own.
And what about BM's who get
And what about BM's who get drunk and stab strangers for not giving her a ride home.
And circle jerk time....we need so much more wisdom from all of you.
I kind of liked Wisdom From
I kind of liked Wisdom From Bitches.
This just in from the world
This just in from the world renowned advice columnists....The Bitches of Circle Jerk Society........
That is one fabulous idea.
That is one fabulous idea. Thank you so much.
I love this. Especially 1, 2,
I love this. Especially 1, 2, 6 and 7. Can I add one? Most of the men written about here aren't victims. Some of them cheated on bm. Some are bad parents. Some are just jerks.
Absolutely
Absolutely
Excellent list. Please have a
Excellent list.
Please have a drink for me~Long Island iced tea or a black Russian please.
This thread is hilarious!
This thread is hilarious!
Wait,WHAT???? I think I
Wait,WHAT????
I think I missed something. :? :? :?
Shaman, StepDown and Echo
Shaman, StepDown and Echo say...
Stay with him. Stay for the children. For the poor, poor children.
There will be further advice later. After cocktails.
You like that huh. Think I
You like that huh.
Think I should make that my signature.
Yes! This is just what my SD
Yes! This is just what my SD bm wanted. Crazy but true. Fucking stupid bitch that she is.
Wait what???? she wanted you
Wait what???? she wanted you to give your husband (her ex) more head????
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
I have a GREAT idea....GET
I have a GREAT idea....GET PREGNANT!! That will solve everything. }:)
Like!!
Like!!
I love you guys !!! ( my
I love you guys !!!
( my fellow trolls ~ lol )
Great laughs ~ well needed humor
Bukkake feast ~ ha ha ha A
Bukkake feast ~ ha ha ha
A little snowblowing !!!!