All hail the return of the Prince Only Child....
Now bow down and do what you are instructed, Princess Mofo. You and your sniveling little wretches (your bios) must submit to the whims of his Royal Highness Prince Only Child (ss) and his court jester The Fool (dh).
Do I sound bitter? I fucking feel bitter, I know that much. So after a wonky schedule in May, where dh was only seeing ss one day a week and no weekends due to the holidays, we are back to EOW. And you can tell ss has been heavily indulged at twat waffle's house. Evidently, I and my bios are not doing "enough" to please ss.
SS pitched a fit because "nobody would play Xbox with him." So what does the snarky little brat do? He goes and whines to asshat dh that my youngest bio was "ignoring" him and wouldn't play with him. My bio was in his room quietly playing with his action figures and told ss he needed to clean up his room before he could play Xbox. Well that wasn't good enough for SS. He went and turned on the waterworks to dh, who then lit into my son. I come upstairs to find my bio laying on his bed crying because asshat dh ripped him a new one about "ignoring" POC ss. Asshat dh then proceeds to go play Xbox with POC and tells my bio he is "grounded" from the gaming system.
Stalkers, I about lost my ever loving mind. I come into the living room to find that POC is smirking, because of course, he got what he ultimately wanted... Asshat dh's undivided attention yet again.
This kid is incapable of entertaining his damn self and always has been. If Asshat dh is out of his sight for two minutes, two freaking minutes, he starts in with the "where's MY dad?" Or "I can't find MY dad" and my favorite "I need MY dad".
I am already feeling stabby this week! I am the only one doing any housework! Oh, and I also had to mow the lawn and weed-eat it, because asshat dh "didn't know if he'd have time to get to it." Said as he sits there holding a fucking beer watching tv. I've made dinner and done all the clean-up for the last two weeks with no help from dh!
Oh, and the cherry on top... I got to stick my hands down into POC ss's hamper to find a lovely pissy/shitty filled pair of underpants for three days in a row. When I brought it up to Asshat dh his response was, "Are you sure it was his?" :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: For fuck's sake, man! Did you fall down and smack your head on the pavement? How dumb are you? Asshat dh refuses to make his POC accountable for anything!
Honestly, right now if I came into a windfall financially and had the opportunity to start a whole new life, I would... And I would do so without Asshat dh and POC ss. This step-life just takes and takes and doesn't give back anything but misery...
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I am with you today. Your DH
I am with you today. Your DH is a an asshat. Let's work on the financial windfall.
I agree. STOP doing and it
I agree. STOP doing and it will get done, eventually. I work inside the house, but I have a firm hard rule that I don't do the lawn period. As far as the nasty laundry....not touching it. I would empty the laundry onto the floor, and if there is anything disgusting leave it on the floor and take the rest. That is just nasty behavior which will not be tolerated. We must teach as well as love.
I am not a maid, therefore I can be selective about what gets completed by me and when. I am a person, not a door mat. As far as the windfall of $$ I hear you sista!
^^^THIS.
^^^THIS.
Fucking, Indeed, Sally.
Fucking, Indeed, Sally.
Sally nailed it! Big time.
Sally nailed it! Big time.
Oh, and here's the kicker. I
Oh, and here's the kicker. I texted dh the next day that he was too hard on my bio and should apologize, since I basically cut him off and stopped speaking to him the night before over this. His response, "Maybe I was too hard but he lied to you. It wasn't ss's fault, it was your bios, he really did ignore ss."
Needless to say, we still aren't speaking... In fact, I'm creatively planning his demise at this point...
Oh princess!! I feel like
Oh princess!! I feel like you did not say ANYTHING when he did this to your child?! I hope I am incorrect. Does he abuse your kid like this a lot. Does not matter. One time is too many. I would have flipped my shit right there in front of everyone. DH would never approach my kid again.
Do you work? I normally only suggest divorce if there is abuse, addiction or adultery. But IMHO...this is abuse to your kid. Screw DH and his kid...this is about YOUR kid. You need to get your child away from that ASAP.
First things first. Do not text your DH again. When he walks in the door, you tell him that there will be hell to pay if he EVER approaches your son like that again and that DS is not grounded. And that the boys are no longer allowed to interact with each other since it comes down to this. (please tell me you already told DS he is NOT grounded!)
Then tell him that you will not be taking care of everything anymore. He takes care of his kid and you take care of your kid.
I did not like your DH before this, due to where he works, now I REALLY don't like him,.
Willow, yes. I do work. And
Willow, yes. I do work. And yes, I told my ds to ignore dh and ss. In fact I told him ss was like a baby bird. Completely and utterly helpless. I also told dh to watch his ass before I handed it to him, and I said it in front of ss. My ds knows he was NOT wrong.
...better yet when he
...better yet when he complains about someone's shitty underwear in his drawer say "Are you sure they aren't YOURS?
or how about shoving them up
or how about shoving them up his ass... thus eliminating the "question" of who the shitty drawers belong to
That is quite possibly the
That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Prince of Crap asked your bio if he wanted to play Xbox, bio said no and gets grounded from the game that he wasn't even playing because he didn't want to play right then??? Would it have been so fucking difficult for your DH to say, "well Prince of Crap, maybe bio doesn't want to play Xbox right now, it's not a big deal, find something else to do and maybe someone will play with you later" ???
As my BS5 loves to say (in a very adult tone)...."I mean come onnnn" :O
Yes that. I lived growing up
Yes that. I lived growing up with 2 older blood siblings. If I wanted them to play and they didn't want to, they didn't play. No one 'got in trouble'. WTF with that?
These are the same people that don't want anyone keeping score during a softball game.
I don't think I would have the slightest desire to continue a relationship with a man that fucked up.
Your son was crying because
Your son was crying because he told asshole jr he had to CLEAN HIS ROOM and your DH YELLED AT HIM? I believe this calls for the nuclear option. What those two (Asshole and Asshole jr) knew before does no longer exist. Shitty underwear? In the driver's seat of DH's (hopefully really hot) car. Sex? Nonexistent. Your poor kid playing with Asshole jr? No longer an option. He gets him in too much trouble, and sorry DH other kids don't like your kid because he's a sneaky weirdo. Lucky for him, CTBB was always great with my kids and loves them, he is a bit older. You make my kid cry and I RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT IN THE HOLE. Scorched earth.
Oh hell no. My dh would know
Oh hell no. My dh would know better then to do that shit.
I would have screamed at dh in front of the little asshole and told him to never speak to my kid that way again and if he did the little asshole will not ever be allowed in my home. I would then have screamed at little asshole and told him that he is never to talk to my kid again ever, and if he did I will make sure that his little ass would be sitting in an empty room staring at walls.
Oh hell no, mama bear would have come out in full force.
I'm confused. Was it in your
I'm confused. Was it in your vows that your bio has to play with POC? Seriously, what is your asshat DH thinking?
All of this is just too much to put up with.
How is he still walking
How is he still walking around alive? What a complete ass. The ass apple doesn't fall far from the ass tree.
"The ass apple doesn't fall
"The ass apple doesn't fall far from the ass tree"
LOLOL Love this
Yes.......WHY didn't we hear
Yes.......WHY didn't we hear how PrincessMofo LHS (lost her shit) and went MEDIEVAL on DH and the Prince while tearing out the Xbox by the wall cord?
Waiting for that.......
He'd need a machete to find
He'd need a machete to find the front door before I cut the grass while he was sitting drinking beer, watching tv.
No one should have to entertain POC. Not every kid wants to play Xbox all the time. There is nothing wrong with playing with action figures. Some might even say playing with action figures is better than Xbox as you have to actively imagine rather than react.
But your son didn't even refuse to play with POC. He just said later not right now. POC needs realize he's only prince not emperor.
I hope you have purchased a new hamper for POC's room. That way when DH does his laundry he will know exactly what POC puts in the hamper.
You can either do just a hamper for his room, or you can mask it under the guise of a new laundry system with hampers for all and laundry training for all.
What is your plot for their
What is your plot for their demise? I how it involves no electronic devices for SS or DH and laundry for DH. I would have had a major psycho bitch fit if I were you.
I too had to deal with
I too had to deal with Princess Poopy Pants. Just loved leaning over the hamper and getting a nose-full of crap odor. And yes, I too had to put my own life on hold every other weekend for full-time princess worship and service. And I must say your DH is an ass for grounding your son because - he didn't want to play video games until he cleaned his room?? What a jerk. I'm with you sister: it's all give and no get. Play the lottery as often as you can.
Next time you find underware
Next time you find underware full of shit and piss you should leave them on DH damn pillow.
I don't think I could of
I don't think I could of controlled myself. I'd be screaming at SS that he is a shit and I told my bios to never play with shit.
And I'd be telling hubby you raised a POS...so you must be one as well. Go sleep with him. You both stink of shit.