After this past weekend I am completely disengaging. I'm 2 weeks post-op, still in a lot of pain. We had the skids. Saturday, we go to the grocery store for some dinner things. PigPen goes with. This is the shi'thead who is "allergic to all veggies except French fries". DH got chicken fingers and deli fries for PrincASS and PigPen and a roast chicken for us (cuz obviously roast chicken is poison to skids and if 2 out of 3 items aren't fried, they will die). He told PipPen to pick out a veggie. PigPen got corn. This is the whiny little baby who sat at the dinner table for 2 hours in TEARS awhile back when DH the big meanie made him sit there until he ate 3 bites of corn. I immediately thought this would be a ploy for him to get out of eating any non-fried veggies.

Get home, DH added some butter and garlic powder to the corn. Skids are sitting there shoveling food and PrincASS immediately beeyotches about the garlic in the corn and how DH ruined it and he can't eat it. PigPen eats 5 kernels and says "I like it with garlic" and tho I damn near passed out said to DH "Maybe next time just leave it off and let PigPen sprinkle on his own."

Another dinky bite, PigPen says "PrincASS is right. This garlic is making me sick." The arsehole had eaten MAYBE 10 kernals of corn - not even one bloody forkful. At that exact moment, I knocked over a glass on the counter with my elbow and said "Oh hell" and grabbed a sponge to mop up.

Suddenly, PigPen is jumping up in a hissy that he is going outside because "mean people make me sick and Aniki is MEAN". WTF?? I'm sponging up spilled pop but I'm the bad guy cuz obviously I was saing Oh Hell that that little arsehole was pulling his usual BS.

Next thing I know DH is pissy because I hurt PigPen's fee fees with a "snide remark" and wishes I'd "just leave the kid alone". I'm like WTF, DH?? I knocked over a glass and spilled pop and said oh hell because I thought I broke glass and because I made a mess.

Anyhoo, because I'm a nice person, I went to the garage and told PigPen that I didn't say that to him, I knocked over glass and spilled and that was that and I'm sorry if he took it that I meant him.

I get back inside in time to hear PrincASS yelling at MY dog and telling DH that the dog was "LOOKING at a piece of chicken and licking his chops". Well hello you arsehole, he's a DOG. And dogs like FOOD. Did he take the damn food? No he did not. But apparently it's against PrincASS law to LOOK at food and lick chops because it is obviously PRINCASS's food for later and he doesn't like that.

So fukk those boys. I am done Done DONE. When DH left to take them back home, I took the brownie mixes in the cupboard and stuck them in my car. Gave them to a friend for her kids.

Skids left pop bottles in the living room. I left them there.
Skids left candy wrappers in the living room on the floor. I left them there.
PrincASS left half a box of candy in the living room. THAT I threw away.
PrincASS, as usual, was unable to once again put the 4 big cushions along back of couch. Put 3 and put 1 on side as arm pillow. Plus left ring from milk container smack dab in center cushion. I fixed the cushions because i hate that crap but left milk ring there. Then I took his pillow to wipe out dog's food dish with it...
PigPen pissed the bed and left the sheets on, but closed the door to the bedroom. I went in to check as couldn't believe he went all weekend without peeing bed. He didn't. So I closed the door and sprayed 1/3 can of disinfecting spray in the doorway and hall.

Right now feeling mean enough that hoping PigPen wets bed next time they come and leaves on bedding. Even if he puts it in hamper, I am closing the bloody door and leaving it there. I am not saying word to DH. He can check. When the princes of Fried food are eating, I'm taking the dog for a walk. WIll not be in the house while those effers shovel food into their gaping pieholes.

I am fed the fukk up with both those arseholes and DH can deal with ALL of it. I love my DH, but those boys suck busted arse BIG TIME.

Plz forgive typos - using one hand. Only took me 3 hours to type this!