The infamous topic of haircuts. I buzz SS13's hair for several reasons.

1. His hair grows super fast. Even with my buzzing it down to a 3, it still needs buzzing at least once a month.

2. He doesn't take care of it. Rinsing the shampoo out thoroughly is too big a task for Mr. Lazy so, the longer his hair, the more product and grease builds up in it and makes it smell and look horrible.

3. He wouldn't style it anyway. We used to spend the money to get his hair cut short on the sides and back, long on top so it could be gel'd into a spiky 'do. Waste of money and hair...he's too lazy to make the effort.

During his 5 minute weekly call with GUBM2, she once again made digs about his buzz cut. The way I look at it? Send money each month to cover the haircut that would need to happen at least every 14 days to keep up with his speedy growing mop or shut the F up.

Oh but how silly of me to think she'd actually pay for anything having to do with her own son.

Also? It evilly pleases me that something so small and insignificant pee's her off. Small consolation prize for a woman who never stops trying to interfere with my marriage while doing zero for her child.