The Great Chucking of the Panties.

I would have thrown them away, burned them. But chucking them out the window, now that sounds like fun. I can just imagine some poor soul walking by wondering what in the ever loving-F that was about.

This is hilarious. Go DH!

I would have skulked over to her house in the middle of the night and GORILLA-GLUED that thong to her mailbox.

Bhahaha! Oh gosh I died! Things like this is why BM isn't even allowed near the house anymore. LMAO

Oh that's just PRECIOUS!

I'd like to add an STI-and-throwing-things-out-of-vehicles story. Please note that I didn't condone this behavior, but it was funny.

My ex bestie (XBFF) and her now-ex-but-still-a-good-friend-of-mine (we'll call him Mike) broke up shortly after getting engaged. XBFF told him it was because she wasn't sure that she was ready to get married and didn't want to drag him through that. Come to find out through Mike's sister (who was XBFF's other BFF) that XBFF had been cheating on him and was moving in with the new guy (XBFF and Mike got engaged right out of high school and hadn't lived together yet).

Mike is understandably upset, so our friends try to cheer him up at a house party by getting him reeeaaallllllllllllyyyy drunk. Apparently, at some point during the party, Mike's sister gets equally drunk and blabs ALL of XBFF's dirt. This includes telling Mike and 20+ other people that she got the clap from the new BF because he was already cheating on her.

Someone with her number pulls out their cell phone, calls her, puts the phone on speaker, and puts it in the middle of the room. She answers. Person who had the phone starts clapping, and then 20 other drunk fools join in. Mike laughs, she recognizes his laugh, proceeds to tell him off, and hangs up.

Mike is now laughing angry because he thinks he may have also gotten the clap, and wants revenge. Someone tried to spike a watermelon but it ended up rotting instead. Mike decides he wants to throw the watermelon on her lawn, so the one sober dude (he never drank at any party; made him sick) loaded Mike and a dozen people into a truck with the watermelon. They proceed to drive with to her new house, throw the watermelon out the back of the truck juuuusssttt before a cop pulled around the corner behind them...

...and the watermelon missed her yard and hit the neighbors front yard, splattering everywhere. Mike felt awful the next day until his sister called him cracking up because XBFF told her that the neighbor's wife kicked him out because she KNEW he was cheating and thought the watermelon came from his side piece who was angry that he broke up with her.

Ew.

It is amazing that these women think their tactics will work. When DH and I were first dating, BM called me, acting all friendly, trying to give me the "scoop" on DH. Haha! She just wanted the paycheck and the babysitter back (DH was the main caregiver for the kids, one was not even his).

Obviously, it didn't work. I hung up on her, she called back and I told her to keep it up and I would sue her for harassment. Stupid bitch. After that, she tried other tactics, that didn't involve me directly.

These women just end up looking like fools.

Yep - I think this is in Chapter 6 of the BM manual.

Medusa once sent me a text asking me to "please tell DH to stop checking out" her "ass when he comes to pick up the kids."

I responded "yeah okay. It's just that it's so effing big now and he always needs a good laugh when he rolls up to your sty."

I am telling you they stop at nothing. Who does that? And why? Way too much time on her hands. Good that your DH just had a feeling she did something so low and skanky.