To go along with Nickelback's "Rockstar' Just for fun I'm thru with standin in line/ behind the BM/ Fighting a losing battle that I'm never gonna win/ a stepmom's life does not turn out quite the way we wish it to be/(tell me what you got)/ I got someone elses house that is run by the skids/ with a bathroom I can lock myself in/ and a scummy looking bath tub that is only scrubbed by me /(yeah, that's what I need!)/ I got the BM pushin me to the limit/ and my DH says I have to "grin and bear it"/ makes me want to jump out a window at 37,000 feet/(really thinkin 'bout that)/ I want to jump in my car and drive real far/ and hide out on Hollywood Boulvard/ somewhere between here and nowhere will do for me/(so how you gonna do it) I'm gonna trade this life of misery and shame, I'll even go back to using my madien name/ Cause we all just try to be good stepmom's/ livin in his ex's house with a P.O.S. car/ where nothing comes easy/ and we are made to feel cheap/ we worry so much that we just can't eat/ and we hang out in the back of court rooms/ watching DH lose his a@@ to you know who/BM the golddigger is there/thinking she looks pretty with greasy lookin' hair/and well , hey,hey, I don't wanna be a stepmom/hey,hey, I don't wanna be a stepmom / BM's ranting about her latest hassels/ and her BF was arrested for bein' an a@@hole/ keep sending her her CS so she can eat her meals for free/(to many quesadilla's ha-ha)/ The skids dress their a@@'s with the latest fashions/ SD looks like she belongs at the Playboy mansion/ And DH runs around cryin' I'm broke" and "poor me"/ I'm gonna trade this life of misery and shame/I'll even go back to using my madien name/ cause we all just wanna be good stepmom's/livin in his ex's house with a P.O.S. car/ where nothing comes easy/and we are made to feel cheap/ we worry so much that we just can't eat/DH goes back to the court room/ with a stack of nasty e-mails/ and phone messages too/ the judge says "no deal" with an evil smile/ and DH still has BM on his speed dial/ well, hey,hey,I don't wanna be a stepmom/ I'm gonna teach the skids a real good lesson/ for treating DH like a pez dispenser / got a washed up BM telling me "soon you'll be gone"/ But with every step I take/ I always prove her wrong/ And we all just try to be good stepmoms/ gonna move out of this damn house/ and run away far/ I'll make my life easy/ things will be sweet/ DH will grow some balls and start listening to me/ he'll send the skids off to their rooms/ so they can write a hundred times-"I'll be good for you"/ I'll start looking at BM with that evil smile/ and tell her that I'm pregnant just to watch her go wild/ well, hey,hey, I don't wanna be a stepmom/ hey,hey....yeah I'm a real good stepmom!