my SKids are the only children i have, so maybe that's why i just can get over how ridiculous they can be! I don't mean the kind of ridiculous that makes you want to kill them just the ones that make you burst out laughing or leave you shaking your head.

Here's a personal fav story of mine:

(SS was 15 or 14 at the time)
SS came for weekend visit and brought one of his friends... no big deal. Saturday DH and i go next door to visit with friends leaving kids at home. After a couple hours DH and i come home and all the windows are open, every can of air freshener has been completely emptied and to 15 y/o boys are "reading" in their beds?!?! Obviously we knew sustain was up so we asked them what was going on, their response was that SS had really bad gas that lead up to a horrible smelling bowel moment, when his friend went in the bathroom afterwards the smell made him throw up numerous times, so they were just trying to rid the house of
both nasty smells! At this point only one plausable thing is coming to my mind as to what really occurred but DH doesn't press them for the truth (typical for DH) and not wanting to force feed him the fact the kids were Probably smoking pot, I let this one slide. Kids get driving home Sunday night and while DH and I are getting into bed i happen to knock something off my nightstand. I reach down and pick it u... the pepper spray i keep there cause DH is often out of town and im paranoid lol. It now dawns on me what really
happened that night with the boys!!!! So on to Facebook i go, the friend happened to be online so i simply type "i can't believe you morons maced yourselves!" his response " i can't believe he told you!? Mine "he didn't but you just did!"

We then got all the hilarious details of how they couldn't stop crying, throwing up, noses running,and dunking their heads in water after daring eachother to spray it. We laughed so hard about all the pain they inflicted on themselves we couldn't even bother to punish them!