Weekend OT Humor....The Hidden TRUTH The Average Divorced/Single Dad Doesnt Want You To Know

Job Posting: Co-Parenting Assistant / Live-In ATM / Drama Buffer

Salary: Negative $; You pay us for the privilege of working here

Location: Chaotic home environment with built-in ex-wife cameos and unpredictable teen energy

Hours: 24/7, holidays required, “time off” subject to ex-wife’s whims

Job Summary

Seeking a financially self-sufficient people pleasing woman with high libido reliable high paying income, to seamlessly merge into a man’s existing web of obligations.

The ideal candidate will help manage children from a previous relationship, coordinate with a high-conflict ex, and simultaneously contribute to household expenses — all while receiving minimal decision-making power and limited personal space.

Key Responsibilities

Bill Payment: Contribute 30–70% of household expenses, regardless of his income or how much goes to child support.

Emotional Labor: Listen to recurring rants about his ex-wife while also soothing him when he over-accommodates her.

Parenting Support: Cook, clean, and chauffeur kids who may or may not respect your authority — but still expect gifts and snacks.

Schedule Coordination: Rearrange your life for last-minute custody changes.

Conflict Buffering: Absorb tension when his ex drops by “just to talk” or calls him at inappropriate hours.

Lifestyle Downgrade Management: Adjust your own financial goals to accommodate his ongoing obligations.

Qualifications

Independent income & Nurses with purse welcome (so you can pay for the household he was already supposed to afford).

Patience for boundary breaches from both children and ex-wife.

Skilled at “smiling through” resentment when you’re paying for things that aren’t yours.

Ability to pretend you’re building a life together, even when half of it still belongs to someone else.

Must accept that your contributions will be labeled “help” instead of “essential.”

Compensation

Monetary: None (you pay him instead).

Perks: Occasional date night when he’s not broke or exhausted.

Long-Term Benefits: A front-row seat to a never-ending rerun of his past relationship, featuring you in the “replacement support system” role.

*Disclaimer: Trifling bio parents can be male or female and this is just entertainment/joke as we know not every step household is the same nor is every step household at this level of dysfunction though some are