Hello, Im Mary Naive reporting to you with breaking news.

Disaster as we have never known before has befallen our country tonight. Hold your loved ones closer and if you are home, please do not be tempted to go into the roads. Emergency first responders ask for people to stay home at this time.

Tonight will go down into the history books as The Great Collapse of Americas transportation system as every bridge in North America has fallen. Many lives have been lost and frantic efforts are being made to save the injured.