Dear SS,

Learn to control yourself. Your childlike behavior and beligerance only makes things more difficult for you. Was it really necessary to punch the table when I told you we were out of ice cream? I could have let that go, if you had just picked up the books you knocked off the floor and put them back. I didn't exactly hold a gun to your head and make you punch the table resulting in the mess on the floor, so it's not my fault, and I'm not your maid.