My continuing hatred of ToxicTroll has taken a twisted turn. Its just too crazy, and it boggles my mind but here it goes:

ToxicTroll had a boyfriend I like to call Tweedle Dum, up until about January, when they had a huge argument, he called her a "b" and a "c" after which he ended up peeing on the bedroom door. He continued lurking around for a while afterwards, paying bills etc, until ToxicTroll moved her sister, HomelessTroll into the apartment, and the restraining order was served him. Now, he is basically jobless AND homeless, sleeping in the mercedes suv that DH had given ToxicTroll during the divorce settlement.

Now, they are not the brightest couple, have a violent past and all that. Tweedle bought an older BMW convertible from DH and then later he and ToxicTroll bought a new flashy convertible z BMW. So this funky ex couple have 3 cars between them, and when they tried to get car insurance, AAA told them that they BOTH needed to be on the pink slip titles. I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time? So NOW ToxicTroll needs her car worked on by DH who is a BMW expert, DH wants the old convertible back as a "driver", or to sell (again. He has sold this particular car 4 times already! It keeps coming back!), and Tweedle wants the mercedes, to get off the other title, and sell the old convertible. But he has no phone, drops by here unannounced. And his restraining order covers ToxicTroll AND Munchkin SD12. Can it get MORE complex? 

So, as we all know, ToxicTroll is a narcissistic power-tripper and is "holding" the pink slip from Tweedle, because she wants him to give up the Z, and is willing to give it to DH, as long as he fixes her Z. Dh mentioned that he will only touch her car if she gives him pink slip, so at least he agrees with me that she is not to be trusted. But I got upset anyway, as she hasnt found the darn pink slip, and yet will send a million texts regarding him fixing her stupid car. We had a discussion about how she will never just GTFO of our lives, she will always just be there demanding things. At least now she will have her Child Support, so she cant use that to hang over our heads, as she has in the past, and the alimony card has already been played. Hopefully that is all. Until something else pops up.

That darn pink slip somehow slipped out of her grimy dirty disgusting 2 bedroom apartment. Luckily DH knows a way to get a "lost title" title, or something. But ToxicTroll will have to go to DMV and do all that herself. So she will be a bit inconvenienced, which is good. If you read this, thanks!