You are here

What's your worst sm horror story?

I'm out's picture

I'm sure we all have many, but just for a laugh (because if we don't laugh we cry) what's your worst/funniest?

Thisisnotus's picture

BM hates the ground I walk on and all her drama over the years this is the worst.....

i bought SD16 a cute pair of shorts from American Eagle.....Shorty shorts with the pockets hanging out the front. SD is super thin and tall so these shorts looked cute and just like what every other teen is wearing including my bio kids.

BM saw her wearing them and said to her that by wearing those shorts she is just asking to be raped.

I'm out's picture

Hahaha, I can just imagine how that went down when she said "but thisisnotus got them for me" !! Cringe.

susanm's picture

I am all for dressing appropriately but is she really teaching her daughter that women are raped because of their clothing and that if a woman is assaulted she must have been "asking for it?"   I know that there are still people who subscribe to this mentality but when I hear it passed from mother to daughter in this day and age it just makes me cringe.  

I'm out's picture

I'll add mine now to help get the ball rolling. 

My work's Christmas party last year I arrange to meet oh there as he has to drop sd6 home so will be half an hour late. When he arrives he has bright pink nail varnish on his finger nails.

He found it really cute that sd had painted his nails and obviously felt like an extra special dad for letting her. He was happily showing all my workmates his freshly painted nails while I was dying slowly in the background haha. 

Now I know that some women would find that cute and sweet etc but I'm not one of those women ha. I was horrified that my manly oh, who hadn't met many of the people at the party, was walking around with bright pink nail varnish on unashamedly.

bananaseedo's picture

YIKES!  I agree- I can't stand this new parenting shit where guys let themselves be painted on nails/face by the 'baby girls'.  My father was plenty close to me without allowing that BS nonsense-I also don't find it cute at all. That's stuff they should be playing with mom/aunts/sisters or friends...call me old fashioned...when kids weren't as screwed up.

momjeans's picture

By far my worst story is the evening BM tried to bum rush DH and barge into our apartment on Christmas Eve. 

BM wasn’t handling the fact that DH and I recently moved in together. BM only knew where we lived, because at that time DH and BM were still doing exchanges of skid out in the large parking lot of our apartment complex. DH moved out of his 1 bedroom apartment, and we moved into a 2 bedroom unit across the courtyard - you know, so skid could have a fully decorated bedroom with all new toys and school uniforms (because BM refused to ever return them) for the 2 nights/week she stayed with us. 

We were under the assumption that BM didn’t know of our new apartment location, but obviously skid, pretty young at the time - I think 5 years old, told mommy where daddy and momjeans lived. I’m positive BM interrogated skid for the details and she told her.

Well, DH and I were enjoying a nice and quiet skid-free exchange of gifts, when BAM BAM BAM, BM showed up, pounding on our door with skid in tow. 

DH refuses to open the door at first, telling BM he would see her tomorrow, Christmas morning, when he was to get skid. But, oh no. BM had other plans. She was demanding to come in. To come in and open gifts “As a family,” meaning her + DH + skid, or for DH to hand over ALL of skid’s gifts to her. She was screaming. In an attempt to get BM to shut up and leave, DH cracked the door to talk to her. BM immediately tried to rush through him, yelling “Is momjeans in there? Hi momjeans!” And “Look at daddy! He doesn’t love us anymore, skid!”

One of our neighbor’s called the cops, but BM left before they showed up, unfortunately.

Mind you, BM left DH a few years prior to all of this and they were now divorced. BM could not stand to visibly see DH move on. It was wild, wild times there for awhile, after we moved in together. And that’s when BM began parental alienation behavior. 

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

That's a disaster. I probably would have struggled not to hit her with something. Antyhing... You have some serious self control there momjeans!

momjeans's picture

Thanks, PA.

There have been several incidents with BM that my knee jerk reaction was to give her a knuckle sandwich. Being an adult is hard sometimes. Ha ha ha.

Siemprematahari's picture

Momjeans!

To come in and open gifts “As a family,” meaning her + DH + skid, or for DH to hand over ALL of skid’s gifts to her.

What in the f@ckery was that? That BM is certified deranged......Hope that is all behind you now.

momjeans's picture

It’s mostly behind us now, but I believe it’s only because we moved 2000+ miles to get away from her. 

Kes's picture

Old established members on here have heard this story a few times, for which apols, but it really is bad. Back in 2002, I had only been seeing DH for about 6 months and hadn't yet moved in - NPD BM told DH by phone message I believe, that she'd reported him to Social Services for abusing his daughters (not sexually) - I have to add that never, ever has DH done this. 

I used to work in this sector and I advised DH to phone SSD and ask what it was all about, which thing he did straight away.  Turned out that they had never heard of NPD BM or her daughters!    NPD BM has done many bad things over the years but this was by far the worst.  After this episode I never allowed DH to leave his daughters with me for even 10 minutes on our own - I didn't want NPD trying to ruin my life as well.   

Edited to say - after reading momjeans account, I recalled something similar NPD BM did.  I was staying at DH's flat and NPD banged on the door, SKIDs in tow, demanding money with menaces - DH wouldn't let her in, she reached past him and grabbed a painting off the wall in the hall, saying "That's mine" needless to say it wasn't. 

Thisisnotus's picture

OH I have another insanely funny one.....

a couple of years ago I was going through some old stuff of mine from when I was a child. I found a book I had written in 6th grade where we drew the art and laminated it as well.......the book I wrote in 6th grade was about saying no to drugs.

In the book I talk about smoking crack and how this athlete was ruining his life by "smoking crack" hahaha in the end of course my character stopped smoking crack and turned his life around and went on to get a football scholarship.

Now on to the funny part.....my Skids wanted to read the book (14 and 9 at the time) and they were busting up laughing as we all were b/c it's pretty comical to read something I wrote in middle school.

Well the following day DH gets a call from BM and she is on FIRE and just ranting and raving abou how t they need to have a serious conversation about the girls well being and what kind of person (me) is he exposing them to. Then said how awful and inappropriate is to be talking about crack and drugs......and she's worried about her kids and the influences they are under in my presence. What a mother effing loony toon. I knew right then and there that I was dealing with a lunatic with severe mental illness.

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

If anything it was a productive story on the dangers of drugs and turning your life around. LOL.

RisingtheWave80's picture

Oh my god I have a BM like that too.

She coddles her 13 year old, she didnt allow her to go into the Health Class where they talk about reproductive health, consent, safe relationships etc.. She goes on and on about the discussions we have with her, you know age appropriate stuff but then again she makes excuses when I show her that her daughter had pics of blunt wrappers, lighters, and JUULS on her social media. She is oblivious to reality

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

Honestly I have a lot of awful ones. Psychotic Psycho of a BM. *shrug*

But here's one. It was nearish the beginning. DH and I had been married like 2 months.

We were at a softball game for SD10 (then 8?) I still thought we could all be sane adults for the kids. (LMAO, what a naive idiot!)  She had planted herself on the bleachers, we normally stood over near the dugout, the coach was a friend of DH's, so he'd help out here and there when needed. (also DH just has an obsession with sports. lol) Psycho had brought her niece.. So she was over with us and SD6 (then 4). The niece came up and gave me a big hug and told me she loved me and was glad that I was there. Psycho threw a damn tantrum. Sat over there glaring and pouting and crying and throwing a damn fit.

I figured it may have triggered it, but decided to be the bigger person and walked over, I sat down and just quietly asked if she was alright. She continued to full on cuss me out in front of everyone and then storm off. (I vowed NEVER to throw a bone again. Clearly a bad decision with a high conflict psychotic lady). Some of the other moms looked at her in horror the whole time and one of them actually told her that wasn't appropriate in front of all the kids (she was the one that after Psycho had tried to s*** talk me into oblivion still talked to me. Amazing sane thing that she was.)

After she had been stormed off for a while, smoked like 12 thousand cigarettes (though I mean she's on other drugs, we just didn't know at that point, so idk what the he!! they were.) She comes back over all "oh! My bad! it's just so stressful some days! I had an anxiety attack." (I guess this should have been a hint that clearly she didn't just smoke regular cigarettes... Came back too happy go lucky....LOL)  I responded with "Oh, no biggie, I get stressed out too. Don't even worry about it." Though internally I was thinking. "yeah... I've seen anxiety attacks b****. That's what one would call a temper tantrum..."

Confirmed with MIL later. She's thrown temper tantrums for as long as she's known her, and she calls it "anxiety." At one point she chucked the brand new phone DH had just bought her accross the room becuase he hadn't brought her the right kind of chips home. Said it was "anxiety." (If you couldn't tell, I HATE when people fake mental health issues to try and cover their crazy and childishness. That's why a lot of people don't take people who REALLY have them seriously! Don't get me wrong, she's got something severely wrong with her, but she doesn't have random anxiety attacks, she just tries to use those to cover up poor behavior and get a sympathy card)

I could go on and on. She's Psychotic. MIL is controlling. Psycho's family consistently causes issues.  DH varies in his approach. I should probably write a book of the crazy moments as some kind of cautionary tale...

Kiwi_koala's picture

Hmmm well one time BM went to see BF to talk I believe and showed up in some shirt type dress with no underwear and was trying to have sex with him. She's just the best.

Kiwi_koala's picture

It is rather funny. The very first time I met her she pulled my earrings out from her bra and said she stole them and that she was a kleptomaniac. I just stared at her. 

Kiwi_koala's picture

Haha my life improved significantly by ignoring her existence. She's blocked on every form of social media and I don't even say hello lol. 

 

NoWireCoatHangarsEVER's picture

It's hard to pick her greatest hits.  But I remember the first time I got exposed to her crazy.  I live 45 mins from North Korea and stepkids.  She lives in a small town with one traffic light, a CVS, and a McDonalds.  My city has 100,000 plus residents.  It has a lot more to do than her town.  All there is to do in her town is to go cow tipping.  So my town has a roller skating rink.  We started out the summer renting skates everytime we went but Kmart was right next door and it was running a sale where you could buy skates for $20.  The skates paid for themselves in two trips.  So I bought my three daughters and one SD some roller skates and we went skating for like the 8th time that summer.  SD gets home with the skates.  She wanted to bring them home because her stepdad had this huge paved area in the back of his house.  So North Korea sees SD skating and finds out that I purchased the skates.  She calls in a rage.  Full out rage and to this day I don't even know why.  she's screaming, "WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!!!!!!!" and "I know what the b*tch is playing at!!!!!!" and then SD starts calling and she was 9 years old and she's crying hysterically and apologizing over and over again and then North Korea would take the phone away from her and starts yelling what a dumb b*tch I am and how I let myself be manipulated by a 9 year old who doesn't love me and was just using me to buy her things and then she'd put Sd back on the phone crying saying, "I'l never ask you to buy me anything again."    

Siemprematahari's picture

What a crazy @ss B!t#h!!!

No wonder these kids have issues. All that because out of the kindness of your heart you bought that child a pair of skates.....unreal!

Dash 1

CompletelyPuzzled's picture

Our BM is also crazy.  This happened about 5 years ago before we won full custody of the SDs.  DH went to the school to pick up the SDs so they could attend our wedding.  BM was there picking up her other kids.  In front of the SDs, her other kids, her current husband and my MIL, BM reached into my DH's pocket and grabbed his junk.  She claimed she was reaching for the pen that he had in his pocket, but she missed!  She did this in an elementary school parking lot in front of a ton of people.

 

My DH jumped back and told her to never touch him again. It was disturbing.

 

NoWireCoatHangarsEVER's picture

How could we forget the mixed tapes of love songs she would send your DH?!  Awww.  Good times.  Good times. 

strugglingSM's picture

Your DH should have called the cops and filed a sexual assault charge against her. 

SteppedOut's picture

My exSO's son sprinkled broken glass on my baby's (his half brother) play areas every chance he got. I stopped counting the number of times and instead planned my exit. It took me less than a week to plan and execute. I acted fast when I realized things were only getting worse and there was no chance of things getting better. 

Siemprematahari's picture

Yeah that kid is a future serial killer in the making......Glad you got out that crazy mess!

SteppedOut's picture

EXACTLY. Kid had issues for sure. ZERO empathy in the creepiest way. Blank eyes. *shivers*

But his family was certain "he has a good heart". No. No, he does not.

GoingWicked's picture

This past winter when BM and SF divorced.  BM gave SD pictures from long ago of BM and DH making out, and SD hung one on her wall.  BM showed up at our home out of the blue to drop off an important item that wasn’t hers and she never should have kept from before their divorce 13 years ago.  Then SD starts texting DH’s location so BM can just show up and flaunt herself.  It was like the twilight zone.  The best part of this all happening:  I always blamed myself for SD and I’s bad relationship.  I now know BM had responsibility for a big chunk of that.  And I no longer can be guilted by DH to do anything for SD or attend events where BM is present.  All I have to do is throw the “they tried to break up our marriage—get out of jail free” card.

CLove's picture

1. When SD Winona was caught stealing from JC penny, and DH then SO paid for the fines because she was dong elder care in his place.

2. When BM choked and hit now Feral Forger. Right after hr 18th bday. She texted DH "oops, lol. At least shes 18 now."

3. Our wedding day, Munchkin cried to Toxic Troll, and DH received many many texts about how devastated the "girls were". Kiddo was fine with it.

4. When I received texts from Toxic Troll telling me I have a rotten uterus, thats why I dont have children, and thats why men dont like me, that she does her makeup better and gives better blow jobs that me. All because of something munchkin sd  said to her.

5. When I brought a humming bird's nest home to Munchkin, and a week later she had head lice, so of course it was the birds nest, forget about the notice from her school that she didnt give to her parents about head lice going around. Gave Toxic Troll the ammunition to say things about me, lay into DH that he is a horrible father.

6. DH received a notice recently about bank accounts that were blocked, and finds out that Feral Forger had stolen checks from Toxic Troll, and cashed them. That account is luckily closed.

7. When Feral Forger SD then 17 yelled at me one night, calling me names, telling me she hates me, I am disgusting and ugly, and an effing bee. All because I told her she was wanted at our house, we just wish she was nicer.

8. Oh, all the wonderful times that the effing rabbit was put on furniture without a towel or barrier, and then I asked politely please put a towel down, and then was argued with and trated disrespectfully. Then, when SO stands up for me, he is told that he "is choosing his GIRLFRIEND over his own CHILDREN". So now, when there is any communication via text, its always about how he chooses his stupid wife over his own children, what a hateful hurtful father he is. This from the Feral Forger. who still asks him to move in with us, hateful as we are.

9. There was that fun time that Toxic Troll BM texted DH sexually suggestive comments late at night, I saw it, and he informs me that sometimes she texts him "zingers", when shes been drinking.

10. There was the awesome time last summer, right before Blake Shelton concert that she was invited by gma with demntia to bday party, and threatened to arrive. Causing DH some anxiety. And we missed half of the concert. Believe me, whiskey does nothing to sooth the nerves!

There is so much more, recorded in the archives, with all the emional details. Currently I am dealing with Munchkn crying to her mother that she "got her fee fees hurt', and then DH being called names as a result. I am really burned out on all the bullshit drama. Munchkin feeding into it. The only bright spot is that it wasnt aimed at me this time. But currently I am having a tough time being in the same room with munchkin, hearing her simpering voice that I once found so sweet. just over it, over and done.

CLove's picture

#4. She also does her hair better than me. And Im a non-working c@nt, effing biotch, Id better not come around for drop offs, anymore (I am currently working and she is non working)

#10. Yeah, I made munchkin cry here too, when I said that her mother cannot attend bday party. Huge sobs. And she thought the family still liked her mother, even after the fighting, arguing, cheating, name calling, abuse, and all that.

CLove's picture

Toxic Troll has temper issues, and no one has stood up to her. DH has not, he avoids further confrontation. Someone needs to really smack that biotch down. I am so angry, right now, after all the 5 years f her sh!t.

Oh - and

#11. there was all the fun stuff with her previous boyfriend, who has been coming around again - Tweedle, who texted DH one halloween after morning that Toxic Troll was accusing him of punching her, becaue she woke up wih bruises. He had been hiding in his car afraid of her waking up. Turns out they argued and she had tried to exit car when it was rolling, and rolled into a ditch....! At least she didnt try to accuse DH of abuse that time. Thats her thing now is making false abuse claims.

Summer is about to start this Friday, and munchkin sd13 will be staying with her - taking notes on creating more drama.

 

I'm out's picture

Feral forger, munchkin and tweedle Hahahaha omg you're so funny. I know it's not funny when you're living it but thank you for giving me a laugh.

CLove's picture

Toxic Troll BM is the funniest of all, if your not living it. LOL. Feral Forger use to be known as "Winona", then Toxic Feral, because she would sneak food into her room and we would find plates with food days later, al modly and crusty. Cleaning her room was like cleaning a toxic super fund site - munchkin helped - we found the usual - dirty clothes, bloody pads, papers, and also empty whiskey bottle, girl toy, condom (used), etc. Imagine THOSE awkward converations. lol.

momjeans's picture

Not really a horror story, but right before DH and I moved into our own apartment, BM went through a brief phase of sending him “There once was a time that we loved each other...” type texts. He finally handed me his phone and told me to compose a text back to her, informing her enough is enough. Funny stuff. 

BM thought she was going to keep DH on ice and have access to him when she needed a good love session. Wrong, lady! 

Cover1W's picture

Other than the horror that was OSD's bedroom - and the refusal to attend anything I arranged (DH included) even if tix were purchased, the ususal stuff of nightmare school lunch tantrums from a 10 yo and screaming from a 10 yo about basic hygeine like teeth brushing and DH gaslighting me...this one caused me disengagement and was the icing on the cake:

OSD 10, YSD 8.  (maybe they were 11 and 9 not sure). 

DH and I watching a movie, SDs giggling and messing around upstairs. Nothing unusual.

I go up to bed, pull back covers to find my whole side of the bed covered in white powder. Note it's late at this point. DH comes up to see, yells at SDs to get butts out of bed NOW.  This is the first time I saw him stand up for me...he really gave them what for and both of them had to strip the bed and get stuff to the laundry room right then. The white powder was bathroom cleanser. Then I found my book on the nightstand had nail polish in it, sticking some pages together. Another round for DH. Then next day I found my good expensive bag had nail polish on IT - but luckily, it didn't stick.

So basically, it came out that OSD booby trapped my stuff because she hated my guts. And around then all warm feelings were lost by me and I kept a clear emotional distance.