Stellaluna

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Momma bird said "You cannot come back into this nest unless you follow the rules of this house."

Lol I was reading Stellaluna to a child today and just thought this quote related to what I'd like to meet sd at the door with one day

Lol Instead, I had sent 23yo sd a text a few weeks ago saying

"Plz don't leave your thongs lying around. If my dad saw my thongs, I'd be embarrassed!"

Felt good. No thongs out for 3 weeks. One on bathroom floor this morning. Tempted to burn it, instead I threw it on her bed.

If it happens again, take a

If it happens again, take a picture and send it to both her and her dad in a group chat:

"Not sure which of you this belongs to because it's not mine and shouldn't be on the bathroom floor."

And if, even after that, it

And if, even after that, it happens again, put a photo on social media saying you found this on the bathroom floor, it isn't yours, and does anyone think your duh is having an affair?

Next time she does that,

Next time she does that, throw the item away.

Perfect answer.

Perfect remedy. The SD is a classless swine at the least.

I mean, this is the right

I mean, this is the right answer. It's just not the fun answer.

You could march straight to your DuH and ask him, in a clear and very audible (all over the house - but no shouting) voice, if he's the one who has taken to wearing the skanky underwear that you found on the bathroom floor. The work "skanky" is essential to the exercise. If he objects then ask him who, in his opinion, would leave such trashy stuff around. Again, "trashy" is essential. Walk off while muttering that you are not shifting them, in fact, you wouldn't touch them with a barge pole so he'd better do something about it. Continue muttering "disgusting", "ewww", "trashy", "slutty", "skanky", "no sense of decency", etc. as you walk away.

Loveee this idea!!

Skanky n trashy...perfect, thank you!!!

I got a little choked up when

I got a little choked up when I saw Stellaluna. That was my son's/skid's favorite book when he was a toddler/little boy.

Sniffle.

Great memories.

Time to torch another copy of my man card.

smh

If it happens again, take a

But what if her dad likes it?

Then