For the love of dog DH.....if you are going to take her calls, then lay it out for her!!

At 13 Uberskank said she's nearly 14 and that's practically an adult. And she can make adult decisions now.

At 17, STB18, Uberskank has decided she is a kid and needs an iron hand ruling her.

Which fricking one is it already?

DH do me a fricking favor, plug your nose, close your mouth and blow out your fricking testicles so you remember you're a fricking man and NUT THE HELL UP.

Tell Uberskank to stop calling you every time she and your kid get into an argument. Tell her it's not your dogdamn problem and to figure it out with your kid. Not. Your. Problem.

She has been treating her like her friend and roommate for years. Uberskank can't stand that your kid has the independence of a job and a car.

Personally, I think he is enjoying the conflict and has waltzed back to being Disney Dad again. I think he's enjoying these calls, because now he's the favorite parent.

I want to kick his dumbass right now, because once again I've got Uberskank intruding on my life at least twice a week.

I need a drink.