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BM Announces My (fake) Pregnancy!

CompletelyPuzzled's picture

Submitted by CompletelyPuzzled on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 9:46am

So my stepmom just called to tell me that BM came to visit her. My dad and stepmom own a candy store. Apparently, BM brought the SDs and her 3 other kids in for a visit today. And while she was there, she proceeded to tell them that I am pregnant. Apparently, I am four months along and having a girl. LOL. I am not pregnant. I have never claimed to be pregnant.

DH and I were talking about having another kids in our room while the SDs were here. We caught one of them listening outside the door. I knew that was going to get back to BM. I just find it so funny that she actually went and told my family. I swear, BM hears something and then she makes up these elaborate stories out of thin air. It is really sad actually. I think she is delusional.

But anyways, I told my SM that I am not pregnant. Her exact words, "Too bad b/c BM was really upset by the idea that you might be. If you do get pregnant, that woman is going to have a fit..."

All I can say is good to know!

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Glassslipper's picture

Submitted by Glassslipper on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:06am

change the screen saver on your computer/phone to someones random twin ultrasound photo! lol

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Submitted by Oh Margie on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:19am

Oh my gosh you are living the dream!!!!! So many people on this site would kill for this opportunity!
Start using your food processor to make organic baby food. Make the skids eat it as meal replacements

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Submitted by HungryEyes on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 10:25am

I would have so much fun if I were you. BMS are crazy.

My BM would lose her shit if I got pregnant. She has always maintained that she should be the only mother of DH's children.

I don't want any more children but sometimes I fantasize about just going for it...

But then, DH reminds me that revenge is not a good reason to have a baby. And I agree.

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Submitted by nunya1983 on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:31am

I soo wish I wad in your shoes right now!I would love to have SD tell her mom that! But them again BM would turn it around that is because dh doesn't love her enough (even though she had another kid)

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Submitted by noway70 on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:45am

Who was the user whose BM was always trying to oneup them buying bigger and better of anything the kids heard their father talk about? They started talking about getting a pet lhama.

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Submitted by nunya1983 on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 12:38pm

Many of us live that situation...

My BM is always trying to "one up" me. I've never talked about s Llama though, so I don't think it was me

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Submitted by kathc on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 11:53am

Oh that is fun! I'd start randomly saying things like, "oh, darling, what do you think of the name Stuart? I've always thought it had style! Couldn't you just picture a little Stuart?" (and, yes, if they've said it's a girl use boy names to see if BM changes her story to you're having a boy lol)

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Submitted by smomofone on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 1:27pm

Oh, the fun you could have with this. Loving everyone's suggestions.

I would seriously consider the twin or triplets story. Along with, "well since the triplets will be here most of the time they need to get this particular room" then insert the name of the eavesdropping kid.

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Submitted by WTF...REALLY on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 2:26pm

She told your parents??????? OMG

Mess with her, please, mess with her!!!

"DH, thank god we did invetro, but I really did not plan on 6 babies at once, lets get plans together while on the cruise to Greece."