SD17 hadsome girlfriends over today to work on a project. They were pretty loud so I go to ask them to quite down. I can hear her friends saying "shhh shh I think someone's coming". So my noseyness got the best of me. when they think the coast is clear I peek my head in and see her with her butt facing the computer screen.
She is there in her underwear and has them pulled up like a thong. I overhear her say" babe you like my tattoo it says Cheeeks want me to twirk it for you?". I was going to say something but DH starteld me and peeked his head in then he burst open the door.

Yesterday the air conditioner/heater would not work at all. This morning the repair man came to fix it. When he opened the doors that have the machine and the tubing for the air conditioner we were both in for a fucking shock. SD17 I repeat a fucking 17 year old! Did this crap. Inside the air conditioner machine closet there were bags of garage stuck on both sides. SD17's suitcase filled with garage was stuck in there. And a bag of pads with some used pads was stuck in there. I am not over exaggerating because I know this shit sounds unbelievable.

My birthday is on st.patrick’s and it was my lucky day until the Skids shitted all over it. DH woke me up bright and early and blindfolded me. As he was leading me to my surprise SD17 and SD14 ran past us squealing “Oh my God you got an RV you got an RV”. So they ruined my surprise. DH got me a 2007 Gulfstream Tourmaster with all white interior. The perfect gift for a gal who loves taking road trips and who has been dropping hints about wanting to take a road trip across America. So a high five to my hunny for listening to me.

You would think that at 15 and 17 you would know better than this shit. After chewing them out about being so filthy they went and cleaned their rooms. I went to check because I am a neat freak. If you have a soft stomach you may not want to continue reading.