Well of course!

When she shows up... Hand her a penny and say "Your money."

"You do realize that texting the word "sorry" because you were told you have to apologize is not actually an apology, right?  So what do you think?"

Thanks for the laugh. Nothing screams insincerity more than “dad said I had to.” The image of a performing circus animal came to mind. 

Oh, for the love of God, does she think the two of you are stupid? She even admits to why she is "apologizing".

I would not even respond to her nonsense.

That was not an apology. She sent that sorry @ss text ONLY because her father told her to and because she wants money...........

This is not worth a response and next time she has questions she needs to direct them to her father.

How can anyone even deal with reading that ebonics text is beyond me...

IGNORE idiot SD. Does she have any brain cells? Did she really think this was going to work? Oy. 

up yrs

That's a classic "Sorry, not sorry."

Forced apologies are never useful. 

I'd say "Tlk t ur fthr"

wow you could have fun with this!

wt $?

ur $

"U ashole, U R nt sry!"

u wr brn

I would tell her to contact her dad and that is up to him and to try to stay out of it as much as you can

"Sorry - we already blew it on hookers and coke."

(What a dipshit.)

"I'll forgive you for $_____.  Btw, I only accept cash apologies."

Send her a link containing the definition of an apology. Then block her ignorant assssssssssssssssss.

I don't have anything to add- but I too snorted water over y'alls comments! I needed a laugh! Thank you!!

PS- If there is a vote I am torn between the hookers and blow comment and the random letters! LMAO

My response- yes you are one sorry sack of sh*t. 

Wow, I just caught up on this whole saga and just wow!  I think I would just constantly respond with "?" to every message she sent since she isn't actually using words! Or I would just completely ignore her all together.  

I am glad your DH isn't giving her "her $".  What an entitled little ahole!

Hearing about your antics. you are so funny Aniki!

how she tried to control your DH and his choice to smoke in his own home in a monosyllable?

That text exchange would be hilarious if it was with a 7 year old.  With a 22 year old, it's just pathetic.

That is all!

It is still all about the money.
Sorry is just a word to her to get $$.
I am embarrassed for her - the insincere grovelling and manipulation.

That would be hilarious, and you must share the ‘conversation’ that results from them.  

But I cannot read the response on public transport as I am now.  I’m laughing so hard I think people are moving away from me as if I’m a lunatic (although I do ha e more space!)

Can we all pause and laugh because she thinks she is getting "her" Christmas money?

Do update us when the realization hits her that she is getting nothing. I am certain the adult tantrum will be epic!

Hubby had enough of his sons crap and sai don’t treat others the way you have disrespectfully as home life is so horrible. You need to apologise. His imaginary stress syndrome activated at the thought of having to be a decent human

hubby had enough and messaged him from work “have you gone to apologise? Do it now!!”

after an hour or more of him locking himself in his room he comes out and mumbled “hi” then whilst grinning mumbles dad told me to apologise to you. I just stared at him with this pathetic look and hubby got a mouthful which is when hubby lost it with ss “why did you say daddy told me to apologise?” Ss said he was stressed from imaginary stress syndrome...

i past his crap, the damage is done a long time ago