BioHo is NOT happy with me
This is a skid weekend. 'Ho usually drops off PigPen Saturday morning after DH calls to say he's awake. DH takes PP home on Sunday at 5pm.
Skids could no longer spend Friday night because DH works nights and I'm not a babysitter. Evil me...
Anyhow, 'Ho wanted DH to keep Piggy overnight on Sunday because she has plans and PIGGY CAN'T BE HOME ALONE. Either PP still has light fingers or she's worried he'll drink her booze/steal her car/have a girl over for sex (eeeewwwww).
DH has to work Sunday night. Which means PP has to go home at 2pm instead of 5pm. 'Ho said to DH, "Well, can't SHE watch him?"
1) SHE doesn't skid-sit.
2) SHE has a name. And it's MRS DH's last name.
3) SHE wouldn't so must as work up a dram of spit for 'Ho if 'Ho was engulfed in flame, much less do 'Ho ANY kind of favor.
Maybe, just maybe, if you'd been a halfway decent subhuman (my sincere apologies to all subhumans) to me, and hadn't been such a despicable 'C', I'd consider it.
Nope. No way in HE!!. Ask Mr. Pinhead to babysit your damn near 15yo. Ask your mother. Or your sister. Or your brother. Or your 24yo daughter for whom you ('Ho) regularly babysit. But me?? No. Bahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!
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That's Mr. Pinhead.
That's Mr. Pinhead. Apparently, they hate each other.
It's incredible isn't it? But
It's incredible isn't it? But then when something happens and they found out the step parent did watch them or has offered to watch them they flip thier shit about how step parent is over stepping. BM's idea= "it's your wife's responsibility to do things like this!" DH's idea= "how dare that bitch even think she can! Don't you know I'm the MOTHER?!!"
She's a mother, alright...
She's a mother, alright... }:)
I'm surprised she would have
I'm surprised she would have a problem with him having sex. In fact, I would believe she would hire a prostitute for him before 'Ho taking precautions to prevent underage sex in her household.
Seems the boys are different.
Seems the boys are different. She mad cows if they have a girlfriend. And, of course, they are not allowed to get married until she says so. Likely because she wants to be sure the wife won't interfere with her rulings.
I sincerely dislike your BM.
I sincerely dislike your BM. You must swear to let me know when karma visits her.
Karma is either going to hit
Karma is either going to hit her with a super-mega-whammy or it's fubared in a HUGE way.
EXACTLY!!!! This is exactly
EXACTLY!!!! This is exactly what I say when BM wants to "drop YSS off early" before DH gets off work. Or BM expects me to watch YSS while she follows MSS all over the state with his sporting events. Ummm Just NO!
BM can't even text me because I do not exist in her world...Yet she expects me to do her favors?? Just NO!!!
Had she treated me with the same respect and consideration you would give a stranger....I would probably still say no but at least I would be polite about it. Since she refuses to acknowledge my existence....The answer is NO!!!!!!!
And your SS is 14 and needs a babysitter? That sounds like a parenting problem on her end...
You said it, SM12. I'm good
You said it, SM12. I'm good enough when 'Hi needs something. No way.
It IS a problem on her end. DH made it clear that PigPen's crap behavior at home is NOT acceptable with him/us.
^^^amen.
^^^amen.
Bright, I wouldn't insult
Bright, I wouldn't insult a$$holes like that.
Renewal, she's stupid.
Renewal, she's stupid. Cunning, but stupid. She's not trying to p!ss me off; she simply believes everyone should do what she wants.
Huh, I could have sworn my DH
Huh, I could have sworn my DH said his ex was only married once. Sounds like the same bitch, haha
You should meet SS's mom. She
You should meet SS's mom. She falls into the "so stupid she has no common sense category AND she thinks she's so special! The batshit crazy can be strong, but the entertainment this mix provides is priceless.
But, but... BioHo is sex
But, but... BioHo is sex goddess!! :sick: :sick: :sick:
Ours shot some turkeys and a
Ours shot some turkeys and a buck and is now a "sexy country chick" :sick:
Dammit, I just snorked water
Dammit, I just snorked water out of my nose. At least it wasn't hot coffee!!!
$100 an hour. And only if his
$100 an hour. And only if his mange was shaved off and he got a flat top. }:)
Must be BioHo's sister! We
Must be BioHo's sister! We rock!!
Try 5'11" with
Try 5'11" with shoulder-length hair and a mangy moustache/beard. 'Ho claims she cannot make PP shave or cut his hair. BS.
I wish my DH would accidently
I wish my DH would accidently drop his electric razor all over Piggy's greasy haur...
Fruity, my theory is that
Fruity, my theory is that Piggy foolishly believes infrequent bathing will mask the smell of his p!ssy, sh!t-crusted skivvies. :sick: :sick:
Nasty. No need to worry about
Nasty. No need to worry about him having sex.
The hairs on my arms and back
The hairs on my arms and back of my neck are standing at attention with that visual. And you made me cringe. I guess no lubricant is needed, he can roll his wand of love in her hair.
Wand?? I
Wand?? :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
I need a drink!!
Or maybe one who will clean
Or maybe one who will clean him up, slather him with Desitin, and put him in a diaper... :sick: :sick: :sick: