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The boy needs to get some friends, stat
BM's and SM's of teenagers, can you tell me if this shit is normal?
Skid1 is 13.5 years old. So far this summer, he has spent a sum total of zero minutes with kids his own age, and approximately 9,865,732 minutes up DH's ass.
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the saga of the cheeseburger macaroni
So, I made some cheeseburger macaroni tonight, from scratch, not a box. OMG - soooo good.
This is foreign to my skids, as BM and DH have raised them on a steady diet of fast, canned and frozen foods, and BM has brainwashed them to think that a frozen Stouffer's lasagna is homemade and delicious.
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getting married tonight and Twuntzilla is losing her tiny little mind!
Teehee!
FDH and I decided last week to have a quick wedding before we head out of town to visit my family across the country. Yay! I'm so happy we're finally doing it - we were going to elope to Hawaii at some point (his choice - I'd have been happy with a courthouse wedding, but that's what he had with BM so he wanted something different) but the $$ and logistics were a challenge.
We're having an intimate sunset ceremony at one of our favorite outdoor spots in our city. Family, a few friends, and that's it. Maybe some cocktails afterwards but nothing crazy.
let me tell you the tale of an entitled BM
And no, it's not FDH's ex, it's his sister.
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the stupid spans generations in BM's family
I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
So, there's this lake a half hour or so away from where we live. It's very nice - surrounded by woods with biking, hiking and horseback riding trails, and has several recreation and beach areas.
It happens to be a man made lake.
We took the skids there last weekend, and skid1 must have told BM's mom about our day.
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The man knows how to apologize
And he didn't even have to say he was sorry.
I stopped home last night after work, before the gym to find FDH and both skids gone. No idea where they were, since at that point we were still on radio silence (see my previous blog about the soap saga for backstory).
When I walked into the house after the gym, I found FDH sitting in the kitchen watching hockey on the TV. No sign of skids, so I figured they were in their rooms doing whatever the hell they do in those pigstys.
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MY SOAP IS NOT COMMUNAL
But apparently, it’s supposed to be.
So last night, after a long day at work and then a hard workout at the gym, I got home and was ready to relax. I was mildly annoyed to find our one bathroom taken up by FDH showering and then skid1 showering. Not a huge deal except that I hate to go to bed sweaty, and by the time they were both done it was way late and the hot water was finito.
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Seeking advice for a STB new SM, entering the vortex of hell.
I am planning on putting together some advice for my soon-to-be SIL. She needs to be armed and ready for the battles ahead. Any and all advice on navigating the stormy waters of stephell and PAS welcome. Come to think of it, I'll take any advice I can pass along to my bumbling bro as well, so that his new marriage doesn't go the way of so, so many second marriages.
I feel for the woman. She is marrying into a shitstorm, and she just happens to be one of the nicest, sweetest people I have ever met.
careful bm - your envy is showing!
I don't know why I am still surprised at the level of immaturity displayed by BM, but I am.
FDH and I are going out of town at the end of October for my brother's wedding on a Caribbean island (and my poor future SIL may just end up a member here, since my niece and nephew are acting horrendously toward her, but that's another blog for another day). FDH texted her the dates that we'll be gone, so she can plan on having skid2 that week (she will already have skid1).
Her response? "It's nice that you get to get away and all, but I might have plans that week."
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O/T: About to poop my pants, y'all
In approximately 8.5 hrs, I will be taking the MCAT.
And I am shitting my pants right now.
I want this more than I've ever wanted anything in my life.
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