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Industrial Strength Turd Polishing

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So Chef and I went to DGD's dedication service last Sunday.  DGD is very right handed at 2 yrs old.  Her Dad, Awesomeson, is left handed and Chef is s natural lefty but was switched to right handedness as was the custom of his elderly parents.  Chef is now ambidextrous. 

So the subject (somehow--eyeroll) of OSS came up b/c he saw DGD throw a ball in the play room.

"You know I taught Pumpkinhead to hit and pitch left handed...blah blah blah!"

"I'm gonna teach DGD to do the same!"

Well That Didn't Last Long

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The struggle for the kitchen turf is back on!  Only 5 months into my semi retirement, getting the kitchen organized, cleaned, FIFOed and meals based on weekly specials, little waste/ cooking for two only, etc, Chef announces he doesn't like his meals this way and wants to go back to channeling his father who would overbuy and cook for their huge family.  Making a terrible mess of the kitchen in the process and wasting scads of food.   His father was also a hoarder. 

Pumpkinhead OSS26.5 Buys a House

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Unfortunately it is about twenty minutes away from us.  In other words closer to us than to Girhippoville.

Looks like he and his new wife succumbed to FOMA and a month after they get married, they bought the house with her maiden name on it and his name.  They paid about twice what its worth but I guess that's common nowadays. 

CS: Trolling for Dollars

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Just when you think it is almost at the end...WHAM!  The NYS CSEU sends a letter stating that the CP can ask for and receive automatically a cost of living increase no questions or paperwork required!

The HousesHitter (YSS20)  is the last of the ferals on CS. He is going to be twenty one first week of January 2024.  At which time CS is  supposedly to end ( Goes automatically to age 21 here in new york state).

He's working full time--supposedly still living with the Girhippo and Step Daddy Big Bucks.

Mr. Not So Neutral Gives An Update

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Usually when Chef's older half brother calls, its because he wants something done for free.   He seems to feel an obligation to make sure Chef's disfunctional, disjointed family stays in touch with each other. 

This was the pre-holiday call.  They talked for over 2 hours catching up on the latest over in Girhippoville (Mr. NSN lives in Girhippoville as does most of Chef's family... about 25-35; minutes away from us.

O/T The Menu Hijack

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Now that I am semi retired and have taken the kitchen back from Chef, I have planned meals that make use of grocery specials for the week and in some cases leftovers.

Gone is the huge waste of food and high grocery bills with Chef impulse buying (based on HIS cravings at the time) at high priced grocery stores. Then making enough for an army.  

I don't have it planned out for the week but I do have it planned out at least a couple days in advance.

O/T Personal Injury Attorney Advice Needed

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So a little over two years ago, a distracted driver ran a stop sign and tboned me at full speed.   My paid for car was totaled and I ended up with a broken wrist and two shoulder surgeries.   I researched personal injury attorneys and picked one with good reviews.  The woman who hit me was insured at 100K with State Farm.

Countdown Begins

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40.5 more weekly extortion payments to go after paying for what will be 2 decades.  The HousesHitter (YSS 20) ages out first week of January 2024.  

  Hell some MORTGAGES don't last that long!  CS going to age 21 when they are not in school or are working is just crazy, but this is NYS.

Flashbacks!

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I go to a specialist about once a year and in doing so I have to drive past a mall that has a particular store that we used to frequent when the three ferals were visiting.

First of all I can't believe we drove that far to get to the store.  The endless amount of gas wasted driving the brats around was incredible.  I just want to shudder when I drive by there.

Just UGH!

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