The Twelve Days of Skidmas

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the First day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
An F in American His’try.

On the Second day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Two p!ssy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

On the Third day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Three burnt toast
Two p!ssy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

The rehearsal is in 2 days and BioHo decided she wants a rehearsal dinner. That's right: 'Ho wants one. Not SD25. The rehearsal is a mere 50 hours away. 

Did 'Ho call DH about it? Well, she called. And called and called and called. No voicemail, no text. DH is sleeping and 'Ho doesn't make the list of those whose calls override the Do Not Disturb feature. She called me, too, but I don't answer calls from 'Ho and only return missed calls to my family members.

BioHo has been calling DH for several days now. He hasn't answered and she has not 1) left a voice mail, or b) texted about wth she wants. DH does not respond to missed calls unless they're me, one of the skids, or work/doctor related. 

Cue 'Ho using a SS19's phone. DH puts all calls on speakerphone. Every single one. *diablo*
If you've forgotten, DH has a potty mouth - courtesy of the Marine Corps - and no patience with 'Ho. And I find it absolutely hilarious!

In the midst of the holiday season - and all of the stress that goes with it - the last thing you need is a Toxic Person adding the proverbial straw that breaks the camel's back. We’ve all had the misfortune of toxic people in our lives. They can appear in the form of coworkers, friends, and family members. You need to either eliminate these people from your life or learn how to deal with them effectively.

Toxic people are not caring, supportive, or interested in what’s important or best for you. Here are several ways that toxic behavior can manifest: