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BioHo banishes SS19

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 01/04/2022 - 4:24pm

I am soooo ticked. 

SS19 woke up feeling like caca. Chills, fever, headache. What does 'Ho do? Throws his coat to him and screeches, "GTFO! I don't want covid!"

Knock on our door three hours ago. It's SS standing there, pale and swaying. I helped him in and sat him in a recliner with an afghan and turned on the space heater; then woke DH. 

DH got dressed and took him to get tested. Negative to covid. But 'Ho is adamant he is not allowed back in the 'Ho House until "those f*cking cooties git gone!". 

OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 12/22/2021 - 7:52am

Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Drink some Cabernet
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

OT - Nuttin' for Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 12/22/2021 - 7:49am

Nuttin’ for Christmas

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "Nuttin’ for Christmas"

I punched a hole in every door;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
Poured stripper on the hardwood floor;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
I squished my gum into the rug;
Smashed my Daddy’s favorite mug;
Made my half-brother eat a bug;
Stepmommy snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
My bio Mommy will blow.
Dad’s broke from paying child support
Stepmommy ain’t sharin’ her dough.

OT - It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 12/22/2021 - 7:39am

It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the skids are all yelling
And DH is telling you Just Drink More Beer
It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the crap-crappiest season of all
BM’s verbal beatings, crisis custody meetings
When your lawyers call
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

OT - The Twelve Days of Skidmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 12/22/2021 - 7:27am

The Twelve Days of Skidmas

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the First day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
An F in American His’try.

On the Second day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Two p!ssy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

On the Third day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Three burnt toast
Two p!ssy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

OT - Eff Off Friday

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 12/17/2021 - 8:34am

TGIF, STalkers! It's a breezy 18 degrees Give rose here with a few flurries. I'm ready for a big snow dump. *dirol*  Short one today...

Eff off to:

  • SD25's maid of honor. She caught the covid. Guess who was asked to fill the position? *dash1*

Go ahead. Cue the dramatic music. Would anyone like to suggest a score from a horror movie? Someone have a drink for me.

 

Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend!

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BioHo wants that!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 12/15/2021 - 12:51pm

The rehearsal is in 2 days and BioHo decided she wants a rehearsal dinner. That's right: 'Ho wants one. Not SD25. The rehearsal is a mere 50 hours away. 

Did 'Ho call DH about it? Well, she called. And called and called and called. No voicemail, no text. DH is sleeping and 'Ho doesn't make the list of those whose calls override the Do Not Disturb feature. She called me, too, but I don't answer calls from 'Ho and only return missed calls to my family members.

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