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Are you freaking kidding me! If you don't get your son I will
My stepmom and I got up early to cook breakfast. croissants, egg whites, turkey bacon and strawberries for garnish ( Sorry I'm just proud of myself for cooking such a healthy meal lol). Anyways SS5 eats his croissant and then just grabs the one off of my plate. I told him that you do not put your hand on someone's plate. He started to throw a royal tantrum about being hungry and he doesn't like the other food. DH doesn't do a damn thing other than say " SS calm down you can have mines".
My SM has arrived :)
Yaaay my SM is here and I get to spend my day off hanging with someone who gets it. My dad actually surprised me and came with her so I haven't stopped smiling since this morning. My brother is coming over later and he is brining his girlfriend and her kids to meet my dad and SM so I can't wait to hear what my dad has to say. My dad is a west Virginian no nonsense country guy and he does not hold back no filter lol. If you haven't grown up with my dad or been to west Virginia you wouldn't understand what the heck he saying half the time lol.
I'm just so happy to have them here.
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SS5 3ft5 and 67 pounds
SS5 is overweight. DH is in denial. He says he is just big boned and broad shouldered like a football player. I'm not making fun of SS5 at all I'm worried about him. I was only 13 pounds heavier than that when I was 13 he is only 5. DH keeps letting him eat crap food I go grocery shopping and pick up fruits, veggies, and healthy snacks. I even take the time out to make granola bars and pre portion apples and peanut butters and frozen chocolate covered banana halfs. I come home to a pantry full of crap foods and snacks.
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How to stop being attracted to my boss
Please help me. I'm embarrassed to admit this anywhere but here. Ok so we had a new boss come in this week who works above me. I know I am a married woman and this is so wrong. The man is 25 years my senior so it might seem gross to some of you. But I find myself attracted to him. When we have our morning meetings I get excited too hear the sound of his voice and his emerald eyes. When he comes into my office to over see me and praise my good work I get a little starry eyed.
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Steptalk mafia
I was thinking. I wish there was a steptalk mafia that would make stephell so much easier. I have two BM's that need to be "dealt with". Who's in?
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Isn't 5 years old old enough to know better
SS5 hasn't been in school a week yet and we are getting calls from his teacher. He has been digging in his pants and telling his classmates to smell his booty. SS5 attends a private Christian academy and today they went into the chapel for song and prayer. During prayer SS5 pulled the hair of the little girl next to him and the teacher had to remove him from the room because he was throwing a fit after getting reprimanded.
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I love knowing I get under BMs skin
DH took a call from BM to discuss starting up her 6 hours a weekend supervised with SS5 again since she is finally showing interest in seeing him. We keep the phone on speaker when the BMs call so we can record them.
I hear her say my name like 5 times. "don't let newbie answer the phone I don't want to talk to her", " Why are you with her anyways", " Make sure SS knows that newbie is not his mom", " Did that b*tch newbie tell you to say that"?.
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"MY SM is evil she makes me wear shoes from Walmart"
I was just watching this TV show called scared straight and this little 12 year old says he lied to school officials about his SM abusing him. Why because she is evil and when he got 0's on his report card she took his Nike shoes and made him wear walmart brand shoes to school.
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BM!'s voicemail.... Disclaimer: Reading this will make you shake your head
So Lets set the scene. I was enjoying my day off rubbing lotion on a clean and freshly diapered happy squealing BS when I hear it. the phone ringing and the electronic voice saying " call from it, call from it". I roll my eyes and sigh. I hear a click and then BM1's annoying slow talking voice.
Being a SF is easier than being a SM
I was trying to give my brother some advice and warning about the life of a step parent. He is hellbent on proposing to his GF. He asked me for my advice and then got mad when I gave it to him. He said being a SF is probably easier than being a SM. His reasoning is that SFs aren't expected to do as much as SMs and SFs don't get over involved and over emotional. He threw in a smart mouth comment about PMS so i left the dinner table its not worth trying to talk to his know it all bighead.
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