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"Crotchity" or pragmatic? You decide.

Rags's picture

So, this past weekend my wife and my mother got on me when I expressed my less than flatering opinion of our government and their current performance.

They told me I was "crotchity" and "grumpy". :?

I told them I was not crotchity or grumpy and that I was pragmatic and focused on accountability for performance.

So ....... Crothity and Grumpy or Pragmatic.

Any thoughts?

Best regards.

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Shaman29's picture

If you're crotchety and grumpy, then my DH is also crotchety and grumpy.

I mean...you're both observant and pragmatic! He goes on rants about issues on a regular basis. He's going to make a great Grumpy Old Man. Sitting on our porch and throwing small rocks at the youngsters trespassing on our lawn.

Too bad you dislike the state we live in, because I think the two of you would get along great! Biggrin

Rags's picture

I don't dislike any state. However, I am glad to be home in TX. Though I have to say, DE, South NJ and the Houston TX are all bug infested swamps ..... only Houston is hotter than hell.

What was I thinking? :?

Which state are you in? We loved SE PA and PA in general though I have to say Philly is mostly a crap hole. Shhhhhhhhh! Don't tell any Eagles fans I said that.

Biggrin

Best regards.

Rags's picture

Ahhhhh!! I love the state. The problem is that it is full of Oregonians!

But hey, I married one of you web footed tree huggers! Wink

Shaman29's picture

Though if you ask an Oregonian, they'd just tell you it's full of Californians! Blum 3

Rags's picture

So is Texas! I was born in CA but only lived their for a year after I was born and a year after I got out of college. So I guess I resemble those Californians of which you speak.

I have been in TX longer than any other state.

Those damned Californians breed like roaches and can't stay in their own state. They screwed it up so bad they have to leave and screw up everyone elses states. Wink

stormabruin's picture

"makes me think of like self-cleaning underwear or something"
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Wonderful concept!!! It made me think of an appliance infomercial for a robotic penis...probably advertised by Ron Popeil (founder of Ronco). LOL!

Moon Child Step Mom's picture

That’s really really funny… and I think it was one of my favorite 80’s songs…
Hey Rags… got any break-dance moves to go with that Crotchmatic…?

Moon Child Step Mom's picture

This takes me back to what the wise and sage Peanuts prophet Linus once said…
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people:
religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.