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Downward Mod--The Financial Affidavit Form!! Need Advice
Backstory: I'm not married to Chef. I will NOT get married to him. The BM IS re-married and most likely files a joint tax return.
Here are the burning questions on the Financial Affidavit Form:
"Number of Members in Household"
"Income of other members of household"
Constructive Emancipation By Conduct--Not in Upstate NY
Here's a recent case study. . fraught with PAS by the BM and projected hatred toward "Denise" the SM.
http://law.justia.com/cases/new-york/other-courts/2012/2012-ny-slip-op-5...
This happened just one county over from me with a bigger population--it hosts a mid-sized city. Notice the skid saying "you made me do chores" and "you didn't do FUN stuff with me"
In the end they, of course, ruled against the NCP biodad. Seems the case lasted well over three years as well.
Change of Venue---(Rubbing My Eyes) Too Good To Be True!
As you may know, the BM in my case IS a NYS CPS and Foster Care Supervisor in the adjacent county (her hometown). She works CLOSELY with the magistrate who rules over CPS cases AND CS.
I ALWAYS thought it was a conflict of interest, especially when the BM would come in and practically high five the magistrate just before a downward modification hearing, the last one being in 2008, in which said magistrate ruled HUGELY in BM's favour (once again)
Spin Off on Sailor Girl's "What Do Your Skids Want To Be When They Grow Up"
What do the BIOPARENTS THINK their skids will be when they grow up?
Ok from the book of Vicarious 4:16
Chef wanted his sons to be either in the NFL or MLB stars. . .problem is, at age almost 7, YSS couldn't even catch a ball softly lobbed underhanded to him from about 3 feet away. He kept closing his eyes when the baseball gently floated his way. Dropped it, no lie, about 17 times before I walked away out of fear of screaming with laughter. Uh oh, my schadenfreude is showing.
What Is It With Skids Parading Around in their Undies?
I've seen several blogs on this in recent days about skids with no decorum and traipsing around in their undies. Gave me flashbacks to when OSS and YSS would walk around the house in their whitey tighties; often with a blanket drapped around their shoulders like some sort of royal robe!
SD would often run out of the shower stark naked holding her chest with her hand and screaming at the top of her lungs "LOOK AT MY BOOBIES, LOOK AT MY BOOBIES! "
Key West with Chef--What Did I Do to Deserve it?
At 4 a.m. driving to the airport, Chef starts boring me with his work stories (yawn)
I have everything planned out to the T
Chef did not trim his toenails so he looked like wolverine in sandals; his white, doughy flat feet with splaying toes in every direction and razor sharp toenails looked like I was in the company of big foot.
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YSS Following in the Footsteps of His Older Siblings Academically
YSS is in sixth grade this year. And just like his older siblings, he's getting Fs in Math, Ds in Science, C- in Language Arts, C in Global Studies
He gets As in gym and chorus--all factored in with the same weight.
Here are some of the teacher's comments:
-not completing journal entries
-needs to improve understanding of vocabulary words in context
-needs to spend more time reviewing
-inconsistent effort has affected grades
Christmas is Co-ming; the Skids are Getting Fat. . .
Please put a xanax in ol' Step Mom's Bag.
So those of you who have skids who have not PASed out yet, what to get for the holidays?
This item seems to have a lot of potential:
http://www.gagworks.com/Liquid-Ass-Spray-6909-0X.aspx
Have a skid who is pissing and shitting on purpose at your house? Amp up the smell and let DH get a whiff.
Or in the reverse. . . want to keep skids out of YOUR bathroom? Sounds ideal.
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GUILTY DAD OVERBOARD!!!
I'm going to Florida this weekend with Chef.
Here's to wishing for free liquor and high seas!!
Perhaps I can appeal to his machismo by suggesting that wearing a life jacket is for wussies (spelled with a "p")
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Skid-dom Infiltrates EVERYTHING--Funny Story
I was at the thrift store the other day (one of my many FRUGAL hobbies) and I saw a couple of Thanksgiving Day figurines. I LOVE Thanksgiving and I LOVE Easter--holidays forbidden to me when I was a child.
A boy and girl pilgrim. . .so I picked them up to purchase. As I was walking along the aisles it DAWNED on me that the boy figurine had RED HAIR and the girl figurine had BLONDE hair!!!
An immediate feeling of REVULSION washed over me. Both OSS and YSS have red hair--and SD has BLONDE hair.
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