Sugar Mamma that's me... :)
Talk of vacations or lack there of by HCBM's reminded me of Beaver back in the day.
After the divorce DH was pretty much in the hole every month. He was paying CS, the mortage on the marital home till it sold and still have to support himself. Plus he got stuck with most of the marital debt....oh joy. Needless to say the guy despite making almost 3 figures was broke as a joke.
Enter me...I'm not rolling large but I'm not broke either. So...we decided to take a vacation to parts in the south. Nothing fancy..just rent a condo at the beach and go for a week.
DH sent Beaver an email telling the information regarding our vacation. DH went to get skids from Beaver and she marched up to the car and promptly spit out.
I see youuuuurrr gooooinnnnng on VACCAAAAAAATIIIOOONNNNNNN. DH is like yes we are. Beaver's response..."Must be niiiccce to have a sugar mamma."
Dh just smiled and replied back...Yes..yes it is nice. And with he rolled away....laughing.